Cheat Insurance.

As immoral or unfortunate as it is, men cheat. But as with everything else, there is a right way to do the wrong thing. Usually that doesn't happen because us guys think that we wont get caught doing it. There is Car insurance for Cars, Home insurance for homes, and Life insurance for life. Why not have Cheat insurance for.....cheating? IF you are going to cheat on your girl, make sure you have: Your own Place. Your own Car. You know how to fight (in case she has brothers). Your own finances. You pay all of your own bills. You can afford child support (if yall have kids). AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: The person you cheat on her with is an upgrade. Both Physically and financially. While none of this will guarantee total success, it will make the repercussions of your infidelity much more manageable.